ROBOlympics ’11: Black Friday


This season’s must have toy is, of course, the talking Turbo Man doll. Every child wants one, and, by gosh, you’re going to get one.

By a lucky coincidence, your local BiggieMart is planning on selling a whole bunch of the dolls -- action figures, sorry -- for an unbelievably low price!

All you have to do is show up at 12:00 midnight on Friday, November 25th. You know, Black Friday. How bad could it be?

Very, very bad, as it turns out. Lots of people want Turbo Man, and lots of people are going to be lined up at the BiggieMart. And the BiggieMart advertising was somewhat less than truthful. They don’t have Turbo Man dolls. The plural form of “doll” is incorrect.

They have one. All you have to do is put your hands on it first, and Turbo Man will be yours!

Are you ready for some shopping? Combat shopping, that is.